Ask The RED Soldier

Anonymous asked: Do you have any romantic interests, of either gender?

WHY WOULD I HAVE ROMANTIC INTERESTS IN MALES?

NO. I AM ON LEAVE FAR TOO LITTLE TO DEVELOP SUCH RELATIONSHIPS. 

square-golike asked: what if it was engineer

THEN NO.

Anonymous asked: Soldier I think I'm pregnant. And you're the father.

NICE TRY, BUT I HAVEN’T BEEN ON LEAVE IN MONTHS.

Anonymous asked: You ever meet Sergeant RL-3? You both are loyal soldiers, if you haven't met already you'd get along famously.

I DON’T KNOW WHO THAT IS. BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE WE’D GET ALONG GREAT!

thatdamnedslugger asked: WE'LL SEE IF IT'S A TOY WHEN DEM BULLETS BLOW YER BALLS OFF, PRIVATE.

HA! AS IF YOU COULD HIT ME BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO TINY CHUNKS! YOUR AIM IS WORSE THAN YOUR DEMOMAN’S, YOU COULDN’T HIT A STATIONARY HEAVY IF YOU WERE RIGHT BESIDE HIM!

murder-in-the-mansion asked: What are your thoughts of Sun Tzu?

SUN TZU IS THE GREATEST WARRIOR AND STRATEGIST TO HAVE EVER LIVED.

petrazilla asked: What is your favorite thing to do when you're on vacation?

WATCH FOOTBALL. THE REAL KIND, NOT THAT FRILLY CRAP WITH THE ROUND BALL.

square-golike asked: You should marry the anon who kissed you. You two would make an adorable couple~

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT WAS.

Anonymous asked: On a scale of Fluttershy to Chuck Norris, how awesome is the Scout.

I DON’T KNOW WHO EITHER OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE.

Anonymous asked: doing it. -kiss-

AGH! GET OFF ME!